storie - de - programme

#include < Oneday our hero was, like anyother day, using his precious orkut account. 
That particular day, he got a new friends request and that too a girl. 
He checked her name. No, not any of his friends. Didnt even hear her name previously.
But who cares, its a girl no. 
So he jumped into her profile and found only two other friends, a girl and a boy.
Not much friends!! May be she has just started orkuting,he thought. >


char day1( ),day2( ), day3,...dayN( );


char day1( )
{
"who is this may i know you?"

"hi...i jus saw ur profile...got intersted..dats it.."

"..k ... so wt u doin"

"jus like u..jus compltd ma course"

"oh..dats great...hw was the xams n all"

"blah blah blah"

"bleh bleh bleh"

}

day2( )
{

"blah blah blah"

"bleh bleh bleh"

}

day i ( )=day2( );

for (i=3; i

{ 

day i( );

}

print " Friendship got stronger "

day N+1 ( )

{ 

check profile( );

{ 

show results ? = "3 friends, 257 scraps, 3 communities"

}

}

function call doubt( )

{ " is that a real profile or what"

"will it be a fake profile?"

}

function call clear_doubt( )

{ " hey, why do u chat wit me only..i cud see only ma scraps there..y??"

"nothin..not many frenz rnt here"

"so u r here to chat wit me only????!"

"i don know "

"so hw did u come to know abt me?"

"thru a frend f urs"

"whoz that"

"i cant say that"

"y?"

"i cant tel u the reason too"

"y....y...??"

"i cant"

}

if ( user = fake_user)

{

if(fake_user= male)

{ "It will be a great shame on myself"

" I wasted all my time and energy"

"But i should act like a clever man and let him know that i knew that she was he earlier, and was playing around to know how far would it go"

}

else if( fake_user= female)

{ "its still a lottery"

"she gotta be my fan or admirer!!"

"No prob in continuing the chat and later i'll ask her real identity"

}

}

else

{ "then user is real, but a kind of different, may be a bit eccentric"

"but,still she gotta be my fan!"

}

getting_proof( )

{

"extracting ip address and verifying the location"

result : affirmative

"location got confirmed"

" asking for photo in a joyful mood,expecting a negative"

result : negative

"identity not confirmed"

"asking for mobile no. in another playful mood, expecting another negative"

result : neagtive

"identity through voice not confirmed"

"identity cannot be trusted as real , still chances of being fake"

Re_think( )

{ "why wasting your time for a "beeper" "??

"let him/her do his/her business"

}

mistery_coninues( );

forced_exit( );

Return comments( );

Thank you.

NB: Geeks pls don't scrutinize this. I am just a poor blogger, not a programmer.

This special story is dedicated to someone who encourages me to write more.

Here is her SPORADIC THOUGHTS..